More often than not, an infraction at the BOYS HALFWAY HOUSE is relatively minor, in the sense that no substances or safety risks are involved. However, this “breaking of the rules” is definitely a problem in the sense that it concerns the moral and ethical formation of these young men under our care. Since we believe in justice, these problems are addressed as well. You see, the residents quickly develop relationships with each other that closely resembles college roommates. So the typical roommate or housemate problems have a tendency to develop. Whether it’s snagging someone else’s shit out of the fridge, using someone’s toothpaste, furtively bumming a cigarette or what have you, it always leads to friction.
In this dumb shit’s case, he swiped some soda from another resident. Not the worst crime, but the guy he stole it from was really butt-hurt. So in the name of fairness, we thought that the appropriate response was to have the offender get off the victim. We waltzed in the room with the guy missing a can of soda, and within two minutes the 18 year old miscreant was choking on his dick.
Now mind you, we haven’t known this new guy long, but we knew that compared to most, he had a seriously fucked up background. What we didn’t know was that he was a master cocksucker and an even better deep-throater! Holy crap, we’ve never seen anything like it. While he was getting his buddy’s rocks off, I was just imagining a scenario where this teen was gobbling cock in a train station bathroom stall, and thereafter making a beeline to the alley with five bucks. Sad, but most likely true, or close to it. Well, when life give you lemons, you make lemonade, right? So at least we all know now that if any of us want the best dome perhaps ever, then we can slap this bitch around once or twice and then get him right down onto his knees. Where he belongs.