It is a truth universally acknowledged that given two pies by two different cooks, the pie you like better belongs to the person you want to fuck more. So, when Mason Lear and Maya Kendrick discover that they both have their eyes on bisexual beefcake Damien Stone, they figure why not just share all the pies and all the beef. They attack Damien with the pies as an excuse to get him dirty and naked at WHYNOTBI, then one thing leads to another, and the steamy bisexual threesome they were after finally ensues…