Freshmen are such easy pickings man. They’re all confused, away from home for the first time, trying to fit in — so they turn to us bros…the real men who know what’s up. It’s never really hard after a few drinks and porn vids, showing off the good times we’ve had at FraternityX with the girls they’re drooling over. Always ends up the same: be our bitch and we’ll show you how to get bitches. Haha, of course, we never say when we’ll show ’em. But, by then they’re just cock hungry house dumps.