We just got back from a crazy fun mixer on campus. Lots of bitches to eye fuck. The boys were all wound-up and ready to smash something. Brody Fox had a big target on his back cause he’s such a homo. Wasn’t hard to get this bitch on his knees at FratX. We just threw our drink at ’em and he knew what’s up. The dude sucks better dick than my girl friend.